Welcome to July

Welcome to July


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My Fellow Splatter Islanders;

Welcome to July!

This has certainly been ... a year. And things are definitely heating up around here. And Splatter Island is no exception. This month, we bring the fire with Evan's return. Let's see what happens:

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Can lightning strike twice? Let's find out with Evan 2. In his first episode, he got every question correct. Can he match his performance this time? He's part of a select club to get a perfect score. Will this appearance secure his membership or get him tossed like a pie? 
Our CFO is crying right now. And honestly? Fair. Evan risking pie-induced trauma for a shot at multiplying his already obscene winnings. Three pies stand between him and a bank-breaking payout. If he pulls it off, we’ll need to restructure our finances… or invest in a Costco-sized box of tissues.

Is Evan cheating? Some critics think so—but Evan isn’t worried. In After Splatter Island, he unpacks the limits of his precognition, explaining that seeing a specific moment isn’t the same as knowing everything. The future can still surprise him—especially when he forgets to check. It’s not omniscience. It’s just another way of playing the game.


When a client asks Evan to tell him where he's be in 5 years, Evan has got him covered. But, life isn't a series of checkpoints, it's the journey between them. So when the client presses Evan on how he gets to the predicted outcome, Evan reveals that while the outcome is known, the journey is through a tunnel he can't see into.



We have a new contestant next month: Harrison. And we get to see all the shenanigans he gets in to. Until then,

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