Welcome to September

My Fellow Splatter Islanders;


Welcome to September!

We made it through another summer in the Northern Hemisphere and another winter in the Southern. This month will be a month of change in the weather, but you know what isn't changing? Splatter Island! And this month, we've got a returning contestant - Phillip! Let's see what nonsense he gets into this month!

132 - Phillip 2 | Bundle


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132 - Phillip 2 | Episode


Phillip, the famously composed host of The Neighborly Mr. Phillip, returns to Splatter Island for a highly anticipated follow-up appearance. Known for his warm, well-mannered onscreen persona and the stark contrast of his off-camera demeanor, Phillip’s first outing sparked notable reactions and led to a temporary leave from his flagship show. Having since completed an intensive production run, he reemerges on Splatter Island with the same reluctant professionalism that defines his complex relationship with the character he portrays. While he openly resents the role that made him a household name, the financial rewards remain undeniable—making this return both a strategic move and a final appearance before another extended hiatus.

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25 Pies

3 Slimes

132 - Phillip 2 | Can you Handle It


Following a characteristically chaotic run on Splatter Island, Phillip advances to the bonus round Can You Handle It, where contestants face the show’s most punishing pie challenges for a chance to multiply their winnings. Known for his uncanny ability to escalate any situation, Phillip now confronts a series of pies designed to test not only endurance but ego. With up to three of the worst pies the show has engineered, the round offers a final opportunity to trade composure for cash—though in Phillip’s case, dignity may no longer be part of the equation. His participation promises a spectacle of reluctant commitment and begrudging theatrics, true to form.

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3 Pies

132 - Phillip 2 | Sabbatical


Released in the wake of Phillip’s controversial debut on Splatter Island, Sabbatical captures the behind-the-scenes fallout as producers scramble to manage public reaction to the stark contrast between Phillip’s beloved onscreen persona and his abrasive off-camera behavior. Faced with viewer shock and reputational risk, the team enacts a temporary leave, sending Phillip on sabbatical to recalibrate both his image and temperament. The hiatus is not without consequence—upon his return, he’ll be tasked with filming a demanding slate of back-to-back episodes for The Neighborly Mr. Phillip, testing his patience, professionalism, and ability to maintain the character that made him famous.

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1 Slime

132 - Phillip 2 | The New Guy


The New Guy explores the tension behind Phillip’s latest challenge: sharing screen time with Kyle, a controversial tech personality known more for public missteps than public favor. Despite widespread dislike—including from the production team—Kyle is set to join The Neighborly Mr. Phillip as a recurring guest in an effort to rehabilitate his image. With Phillip’s reputation for onscreen warmth and offscreen volatility, the pairing is a calculated move to transfer goodwill—but it’s far from guaranteed. Phillip, already strained by the demands of maintaining his character, makes no promises about playing nice, setting the stage for a collaboration marked by friction, forced civility, and barely contained disdain.

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1 Slime



 

New month, we've got a new model, as we welcome Ivan to Splatter Island. Until then,

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