Big Pyre will address the attempted revolution in an upcoming video

Big Pyre is saddened and dismayed that the citizens of Splatter Island want to splatter him. Being Big Pyre means he is immune to getting splattered, and will not stand for this insurrection. In an upcoming video, he will respond to those who want to splatter him, specifically with slime. He will not get slimed, and that is the end of it!