The Splatter Island Tattler

Have yourself a messy little Christmas

Have yourself a messy little Christmas
It's time for the Green Christmas Sale

New Limited Series

New Limited Series
Diffuse the Splatter is a limited series, meaning not all future models will participate. When a model does, the Bundle will have three (3) options: Standard, Alternate, and Mega.

Splatter Island now on Patreon

Splatter Island now on Patreon

You: Who's the guy in the pic? 

Great Pyre: That's Nathan. He has filmed an episode of Splatter Island which will be released soon.

You: Why is his pic posted now?

Great Pyre: Because his unedited video is on Splatter Island's Patreon right now.

PieRSquared Media now accepts Cryptocurrency

PieRSquared Media now accepts Cryptocurrency
Do you ever wish you could spend cryptocurrency to get Splatter Island videos? Now you can! PieRSquared Media now accepts Bitcoin, Ethereum, Liteco...

Splatter Island returns, July 2021

Splatter Island returns, July 2021
After a year of hibernation, Splatter Island is pleased to announce the slime has started flowing again, and new episodes of Splatter Island will s...

Why have a White Christmas, when you can have a Green Christmas!

Why have a White Christmas, when you can have a Green Christmas!
My Fellow Splatter Islanders; It's nearing the end of 2019, so we at Splatter Island are ending the year on a bang! Or is it a splat? To celebrate ...

Our opinion is broken. Can we have yours?

Our opinion is broken. Can we have yours?
Should Water OneShots make a comeback?

This month marks the 6th anniversary of Splatter Island!

This month marks the 6th anniversary of Splatter Island!
This month marks the 6th anniversary of Splatter Island. So, to celebrate, we are running a sale!   Get a 5% discount, per year, on everything in ...

Big Pyre will address the attempted revolution in an upcoming video

Big Pyre will address the attempted revolution in an upcoming video
Big Pyre is saddened and dismayed that the citizens of Splatter Island want to splatter him. Being Big Pyre means he is immune to getting splattere...

Do you want Big Pyre Splattered?

Do you want Big Pyre Splattered?
Big Pyre has stayed way too clean for way too long, don't you agree? Well, now, you can change that, by voting on his fate! Click here to go to a poll where you can choose to Splatter Him with a pie, Splatter Him with slime, or Don't Splatter!

Get Lost with Zack

Get Lost with Zack
A new Lost Episode is available -  Another frat boy named Zack showed up, and again, there was a problem with filming, and had to be cut short. Sin...

November new addition

November new addition
My Fellow Splatter Islanders; We have added Choices - Lewis to the Splatter Island Store. This is the first in the Choices series, where you choose...