My Fellow Splatter Islanders;
Welcome to December!
We at Splatter Island would like to take a moment to wish you a happy holiday season! This year has been ... a year, and we are looking to 2024 to be a great year.
We'll be closing 2023 with a new model - Bruno. While it may be taboo to talk about him, we're gonna do it anyways. Here's what we have this month!
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Meet Bruno! He’s a lumberjack from Lombaraland, a different country, who has come to Splatter Island to harvest Splatter Island Pine, a world-renowned wood. While he was here, he decided to try his hand on the gameshow. How did he do? Scene Contains: 20 Pies 2 Slimes |
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111 - Bruno | Diffuse the Splatter  |
Bruno is trying to get as much money out of Splatter Island as possible, so he’s trying to Diffuse the Splatter. Scene Contains: 2 Pies |
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Bruno still has family in Lombardaland, and he’s taking some time to check in with his parents, and tell her about all the “fun” he’s having here. Scene contains: 1 - Slime |
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In the second of three case studies, Xander and Bruno discuss some anxiety he has Scene contains - 3 Slimes (1 new) |
This brings this blog post, and this year, to a close. Here's a great, and messy, 2024.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to plan this year's celebration of the Pyedmoors, an annual, year end event where we reflect on the guys pied this year, and look forward to seeing guys getting Pied More!
Until 2024,
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