Ulysses can't stop. He's looking for investors anywhere he can, and part of that involves hitting the press. However, the benefits of SplatterCoin are also it's curse. You can't really discuss getting slimed without getting slimed.
In a case of there being no rest for the weary, Ulysses is pulling out all the stops. Splatter Island and press tours are fine, but institutional investors are where the real money's at. It's also where the real danger is at. Because avoiding slime in front of investors could be the difference between a check and a cold shoulder. It's also something Ulysses is incapable of doing.