Man sitting on stool looking at host, who is partially visible
Man sitting on stool with a pie in his face, the crust still on his face
Man sitting on stool while green slime falls on him
Two men standing in a bathroom with blue stalls.
Two men in a bathroom with one with a pie in the face
Man sitting on a small stool in a bathroom holding a piece of paper.
Person covered in green slime sitting on a blue stall.
man sitting in front of blue background with green slime falling on him
Man sitting in front of blue background

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135 - Jacob | Episode

Meet Jacob. He’s a philosopher. He knows a lot of words, but “concise” isn’t one of them. On Splatter Island, he gets to answer the age old question, Does the pie hit the face, or does the face hit the pie?

Scene contains:

20 pies

2 slimes

135 - Jacob | Can you Handle It

What does it mean to win? What does it mean to lose? What does it mean to get pied? These are all questions Jacob has to ponder as he wins more money, loses more dignity, and gets more pies.

Scene contains:

3 Pies

135 - Jacob | On Bullsfit

Jacob reads his treatise: On Bullsfit. Most people think bullsfit is synonymous with a lie. Jacob parses the subtle details between a statement with the intent to deceive and a statement that doesn’t care, because the authority it’s said with is the lie. And he is not the kind to use a single syllable more than necessary when he can use two.

Scene contains:

1 Slime

135 - Jacob | On Knowing

What is knowledge? Is it a fact you pick up and tuck away for later? Or is it a series of interconnected points that are used to unlock a deeper truth? According to Jacob, it’s the latter, and in On Knowing, he’ll explain how his definition is more right by using words so uselessly big that you’ll forget what he was trying to say in the first place.

Scene contains:

1 Slime